You know you've been drinking too much when you try to beer bong water and then you just eat a whole pizza.
*girl walks over grave*
"I have a boyfriend."
I'm sure you're a good person but good gawd do you have a butt for a face.
THIS IS A STICKUP, NOBODY MOVE! DOES ANYONE HAVE A CHARGER?!
I can't change a tire but I do have the Space Jam soundtrack in my car if that helps.
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