I’m assuming you’ve met a good amount of people during your life, and if they’re anything like the group I’ve come across during my short time in existence, they’re mostly pretty awful. They’re rude, they’re inconsiderate and sometimes they smell. They are the worst. Specifically these kinds of people: People
I’m in the Band
I’ve been playing the drums since I was 12 years old, so I’ve been playing longer than how old I was when I started playing, which doesn’t have anything to do with anything. Up until I was about 13 or 14, I had been playing sports year round, basketball, soccer
Do you like my hat?
Every time I see girls wearing giant hats at the Kentucky Derby or other similar events, this is what I imagine them thinking.
Me, Myself and Selfie
Look, I have an Instagram, I’m hip. I’ve had it for a while and it seems like a perfectly reasonable way to insist your life is awesome to the internet, but there’s an aspect of it that I’m having trouble wrapping my head around. Selfies. To be
Juicing
I don’t drink soda. Perhaps I should rephrase that. I hate soda. I think it tastes like poison, and it blows my mind that Coke thinks they’re doing some great service to the world by not offering their product in countries that don’t practice democracy. “What?! You guys don’t
Guardrail > Me
I’m admittedly bad at talking to girls at bars. Granted, I haven’t been doing it for very long and this is the first time I’ve really had to in years, but it’s true nonetheless. Let’s not get this confused with talking to girls in general; which I’m at least
HeTexted.com
A friend of mine posted this site on Facebook the other day and it’s one of the most entertaining sites I have come across in quite some time.. It’s called HeTexted.com and basically, it’s a site where girls can post the texts of guys to whom they are romantically linked in
It Wasn’t Me
Being accused of something you didn’t do is one of the most frustrating experiences one can have. It’s not too big of a deal when the alleged act isn’t a serious one, like not filling up the Brita (it’s actually kind of serious; fill that shit up, other people like
The Bar Minimum
Over the last few months, I’ve been frequenting bars more than I have in my entire life, and I run into the same people almost every single night. Guy Trying to Fight Everyone Yeah man, I totally want to fight you in this crowded bar, because we’re not adults
Europa
I went backpacking through Europe after college with my friend, and it was amazing, but telling you about that would be boring, so I’ll tell you about the horrible scenarios I was insured would happen to me by my parents and other elders prior to the trip, which almost made
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L A Cochran said "Ha! So, next band name is Depends? ..."
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