#FF @13spencer One time we met in person. I can confirm he's real
The best way to show a girl you had fun on your first date is to Photoshop her into your profile picture.
#FF @WetzelGeek and @ericsshadow
You fall asleep when you're driving one time and everyone is all like "whoa, maybe Michael shouldn't have a motorcycle."
FYI, when a bicyclist puts there hand out for a turn, they don't want you to floor it to give them a high five.
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