DON'T ACT LIKE HONEY DEW ISN'T A BITCH ASS MELON
Thanksgiving and Christmas are just things I do in between watching Home Alone.
I'd like that band Imagine Dragons a lot better if they were actually imaginary.
I want a girl I can drink with, not at.
I think something that makes me really attractive is that I've never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies.
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