Garfield can go eff himself. Lasagna is a nightmare to make.
I'd like to meet a mouse that doesn't like cheese. I'd be like "whoa, that's crazy."
I KNOW YOUR HEAD IS HOT IN THAT BEANIE DON'T LIE TO YOURSELF IT'S FUCKING MAY
90% of being a politician is not showing someone your dick on the internet.
Legally, you're not allowed to keep condoms in a velcro wallet.
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