I may stay single forever, just because I don't want to have to break it to another girl that I still have to wear my retainer.
New comic-Fantasy Girlfriend League
I told a girl she looked pretty and it took everything in me not to do the Borat "WaWaWeeWa" thing, am I going to be alone forever
John Boehner paved the way for adobe huts to believe they can do whatever they want in this world.
A great way to make a girl feel safe on a first date is to talk about your gun a lot.
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