"Who wants jello shots?!"
*stabs you in the arm with a syringe full of jello*
"OH DEAR GOD NO"
*wears neck pillow during sex*
Please do not pet my hermit crab, you'll irritate his eczema.
Good thing you have a funny t-shirt on, or I'd be like "gross, look at this big sack of boring."
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