I'm against the death penalty unless it's for people who walk into the TV room and turn it down so they can talk on the phone.
Hey girl, are you the Crag Mountain from Guts because I want a piece of that. http://t.co/eMc5qugQqO
Being single is pretty much just sending emojis to strangers and seeing what pizza places are still delivering after you come home alone.
#FF @mdob11 and @WetzelGeek
#FF @EnglishmanChris @Lerky @OtherDanOBrien @OhNoSheTwitnt @beccafacexo @KelgoreTrout @LosLos__ @sbellelauren @briangaar @byrdfacekilla
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