Fuck you internet, I’m on vacation http://t.co/R7mJh7WFMG
#FF @droidbears and @Swishergirl24
Burrito so big you need the morning after pill. http://t.co/PhzuPJ43kp
#FF @mdob11 and @KelgoreTrout
Her: "Is that a coffin in your room?"
Me: "Yeah, but it's FULL OF PUPPIES.'
Her: "AWWW OMG."
*gets super laid*
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